Romantic Quotes for Him

Romantic Quotes for Him

Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up! ~ Anonymous

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. ~ Cecilia Egan

To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing. ~ William M. Thackeray

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck. ~ Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx

We only love truly once. It is the first time and succeeding passions are less uncontrolled. ~ Du Coeur

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ~ Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger

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