Funny Facebook Status Messages About Women

Funny Facebook Status Messages About Women

♦ "Women: Can't live with them, can't kill them."

♦ "Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart."

♦ "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving me lately!"

♦ "I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover."

♦ "...... always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

♦ "Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married."

♦ "Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife."

♦ "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

♦ "eat eat and eat....but don't eat my brain."

♦ "...... just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last."

♦ "Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."

♦ "All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that's their own fault."

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