Best Quotes to use as Facebook Statuses

There are many days when it becomes absolutely difficult for some of us to come up with a cool Facebook status or even think of funny Facebook status ideas. On such days you can choose from some of the status quotes given below. These are quotes by famous people that you could use as your Facebook status. Best Quotes to use as Facebook Statuses


  • The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. - George Washington
  • You can do anything but not everything. - David Allen
  • We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.- Aristotle
  • What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant
  • Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut
  • Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan
  • Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin
  • We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky
  • If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
  • I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
  • The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into the lazy habit of thinking. - Albert Einstein
  • Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
  • Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough


These are just some of the Facebook status messages that you could use when you change your status for the day. Some of the best Facebook statuses are generally those that you have thought of yourself as these are unique, individualistic, and novel.

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